Hello, Box Top. I've seen the Cerealia Times, and I must say, it is a vast improvement on that high school claptrap you used to publish.

[Not that it's much of a compliment, but he'll let her take it as one if it makes her feel better.

There's a pause next, as if he's considering his response. Or maybe he's just trying to wig her out a little, who knows. Then he continues:]

Go on. Though whether I choose to answer depends on the nature of the questions, and whither the answers are destined to find themselves in print.